merrywetherweather:

lordnot:

merrywetherweather:

edgy new homestuck ending theory: i see your kids escaped the narrative and i raise you they also brought a bunch of other bullshit with them. clowns are now running amok in america. the events that are defining 2016 as the unimaginable year it is are actually just a string of performance pieces, a continuation of homestuck organized by andrew hussie himself. the kids can’t escape their comic and now neither can we. welcome to the metaverse kiddies.

“Madam President, an army of clowns have emerged from the forest and are approaching The White House.

We believe they are being led by one Violent J and one Shaggy 2 Dope.”

only one thing can stop them now

drown the entire planet. humans as a race aren’t redeemable. i mean, look. the only person they think can run against Her Imperious Condescension is this orange guy: