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My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits

[boppin’ music playing]

Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.

Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.

Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.

Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.

Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!

Justin: [wheezes]

Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.

Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.

Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]