jesbiancowboy:

yeah hes just some random dude but hes MY random dude. and he’s bisexual

brawltogethernow:

crcgeneralwandsmith:

headspace-hotel:

shieldmaiden-of-christ:

catholicjerseyboy:

shieldmaiden-of-christ:

cat-a-holic:

shieldmaiden-of-christ:

Do you guys want to know a cursed fact?

Sure?

Almond milk existed in medieval Europe and was used almost as much as cows milk

It was occasional refereed to as “the Christian drink” because of how much Christians drank it especially during Lent.

This is an almond cheese recipe :)

Thykke

Reading Medieval English is possible for someone who reads Modern English but it gives the brain an odd sensation, like you’re running uphill with jello in your shoes. You’re getting there but it’s very odd.

That line is an entire cinematic experience as well as completely accurate.

probiepanikkar:

spooksandwheezes:

this bitch said “,okay,”

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

cur10uscr0w:

softlightsoul:

y'all ready to be shook?

catsplantsandbirds:

cripple66man:

Like a tenant, she liked the house and then settled down.

This cured my depression

prisonhannibal:

prisonhannibal:

it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

don’t know if I can defend myself against this one

funnytwittertweets:

chorby-soul:

faithblob-says-things:

Fuck you Butch Hartman

@maximum-ride

laeffy:

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this